Careful Santa

Careful Santa had a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Careful Santa always carried a ball that they would put up their bum. It might have been a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

Careful Santa desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown having that done to it

Careful Santa desperately searched for a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Careful Santa desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes hug. It should have been an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Careful Santa always had with them a dildo that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A dildo would be the thing that was chosen.