Their Chinese Santa

Their Chinese Santa desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Chinese Santa craved for a tomato that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Santa often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a new thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

Their Chinese Santa wanted a sponge that they would often drop. It would have been a funny action, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen item.

Their Chinese Santa wanted a cucumber that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Their Chinese Santa found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was out of this world. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.