His Talented Santa

His Talented Santa owned a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

His Talented Santa needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

His Talented Santa found a little monkey that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

His Talented Santa owned a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

His Talented Santa found a bottle of wine that they would share. It was an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Talented Santa desperately looked for a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.