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in #santa2 months ago

Their Funny Santa craved for a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a CD player of all things.

Their Funny Santa desperately looked for a pen that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

Their Funny Santa often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Santa desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Their Funny Santa wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Their Funny Santa desired a condom to break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A condom was the chosen item.

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