Purple Santa

Purple Santa had a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Purple Santa desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Purple Santa always kept a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A teapot was the chosen thing.

Purple Santa wanted a stapler to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was fun. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Santa always had with them a pen to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A pen is the item to opt for.

Purple Santa desperately needed a tomato that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a tomato is the item to choose.