Her Jolly Santa

Her Jolly Santa needed a cucumber that they liked to eat. It was a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Her Jolly Santa found a little monkey that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Her Jolly Santa always had with them a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Her Jolly Santa desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Jolly Santa desperately needed a mug that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be sublime. A mug would be the item chosen.

Her Jolly Santa desired a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A melon of all things.