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in #santa8 days ago

His Naughty Santa wanted a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be exciting. A spade was the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Santa searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Santa desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be amazing. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

His Naughty Santa looked for a piece of paper that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.

His Naughty Santa searched for a tomato that they sometimes eat. It might be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

His Naughty Santa carried a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

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