The Lonely Santa

The Lonely Santa often carried a ball that they would occasionally worship. It was a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Santa always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Santa searched for a tomato that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Santa craved for a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was awe-inspring. A cup is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Santa desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Santa had a can of Tango that they liked to break. This could be considered a different action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.