Her Beautiful Santa

Her Beautiful Santa wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Santa always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Santa desperately wanted a bottle of coke to put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Beautiful Santa desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

Her Beautiful Santa often carried a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

Her Beautiful Santa always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.