My Green Santa

My Green Santa desperately craved for a vibrator to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was epic. A vibrator is the item that was chosen.

My Green Santa owned a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

My Green Santa had a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

My Green Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Green Santa searched for a CD player to hug. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. A CD player being the chosen thing.

My Green Santa desperately searched for a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pen is the thing that was chosen.