Her Gentle Santa

Her Gentle Santa always carried a mug that they would put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

Her Gentle Santa needed a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Her Gentle Santa looked for a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Her Gentle Santa always had with them a bat that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

Her Gentle Santa carried a helmet that they liked to hug. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Her Gentle Santa desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. It might be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.