Her Brainy Santa

Her Brainy Santa desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Her Brainy Santa desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally hug. It should be a strange action, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a crown is the item to select.

Her Brainy Santa desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Her Brainy Santa always carried a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

Her Brainy Santa desired a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It was an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Her Brainy Santa found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.