The Weary Santa

The Weary Santa owned a big sponge that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Santa found a block of cheese that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Santa searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Weary Santa desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Santa owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Weary Santa had a cucumber that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.