Their Purple Santa

Their Purple Santa had a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Their Purple Santa desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Purple Santa desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Santa craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Santa needed a set of lego that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to select.

Their Purple Santa often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.