Their Bum Loving Santa

Their Bum Loving Santa had a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Santa desperately searched for a sword that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Santa desired a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Santa desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Santa wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Santa had a porno magazine that they would often drop. One might say this is an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.