The Grumpy Santa

The Grumpy Santa desperately needed a ball that they would hug. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Santa desperately wanted a melon that they would often drop. This seems a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Santa desperately craved for a cheese grater to throw. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Santa wanted a pen that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Santa needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Santa always carried a vibrator that they would often insert somewhere. It was an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.