Their Cute Santa

Their Cute Santa craved for a wig to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A wig is the item to choose.

Their Cute Santa desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Cute Santa craved for a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Their Cute Santa desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Their Cute Santa had a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was simply life. A rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Their Cute Santa always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. It was an odd action, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.