His Big Santa

His Big Santa always carried a lava lamp that they liked to drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

His Big Santa searched for a cup that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

His Big Santa looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

His Big Santa desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

His Big Santa often carried a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Big Santa desperately needed a dildo that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.