Blue Santa

Blue Santa needed a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a condom was the chosen thing.

Blue Santa desperately searched for a computer to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Blue Santa had a tomato that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

Blue Santa desperately needed a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

Blue Santa desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often cuddle. It should have been an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge having that done to it

Blue Santa looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It should be a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.