My Foolish Santa

My Foolish Santa owned a vibrator that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

My Foolish Santa desperately searched for a big sponge that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Santa carried a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Santa wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

My Foolish Santa found a bat that they would drop. It might have been a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Santa desperately searched for a condom that they would often put up their bum. It should be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.