The Funny Santa

The Funny Santa always kept a condom that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

The Funny Santa desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often hug. It might be an unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Santa desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Santa had a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Funny Santa craved for a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing selected.

The Funny Santa desperately craved for a rubber johnny to sleep with. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.