My Special Santa

My Special Santa had a crown that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.

My Special Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Special Santa wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

My Special Santa carried a stapler that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

My Special Santa desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This could be considered a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Special Santa desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.