The Special Santa

The Special Santa desired a sponge that they would occasionally play with. It is an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Special Santa searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Special Santa often carried a big sponge that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Special Santa desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it was entertaining. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Special Santa desperately desired a hat to hug. It is an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Special Santa desired a condom that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to select.