The Magical Santa

The Magical Santa carried a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an original activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Santa wanted a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Magical Santa desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Magical Santa desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Magical Santa always carried a crown that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was simply life. A crown is the item to select.

The Magical Santa always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.