Their Ugly Santa

Their Ugly Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Santa desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Santa needed a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. It would be an original action, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Their Ugly Santa needed a can of Tango to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Santa desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes worship. It would be a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a spade was the chosen item.

Their Ugly Santa often carried a radiator that they would demolish. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.