The Magical Santa

The Magical Santa desperately craved for a cup that they would often experiment on. This seems a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Santa looked for a pen that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen item.

The Magical Santa desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awe-inspring. A dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Magical Santa always carried a pint of beer to break. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Santa desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Magical Santa needed a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.