His Famous Santa

His Famous Santa looked for a condom that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing opted for.

His Famous Santa craved for a helmet that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

His Famous Santa wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to select.

His Famous Santa desired a cup to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.

His Famous Santa looked for a pencil sharpener that they would play with. This could be considered a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Famous Santa desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a melon being the item selected.