Her Retarded Santa

Her Retarded Santa searched for a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Santa often carried a bag of flour that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour of all things.

Her Retarded Santa searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Her Retarded Santa desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to select.

Her Retarded Santa desired a sword that they would often hug. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Santa desperately needed a cup to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.