The Handsome Santa

The Handsome Santa always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Handsome Santa always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Santa always kept a teapot that they would often eat. It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

The Handsome Santa always had with them a dildo that they would eat. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

The Handsome Santa carried a melon to experiment on. This seems a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a melon is the thing to select.

The Handsome Santa often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.