The Retarded Santa

The Retarded Santa had a bat that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Santa looked for a bottle of wine to play with. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Santa desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Santa carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Retarded Santa often carried a sponge to put up their bum. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Santa desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.