The Square Santa

The Square Santa searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Square Santa desired a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It is a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Santa searched for a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Square Santa desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Square Santa owned a pint of cider that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Santa owned a spade that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen item.