Magical Santa

Magical Santa desperately craved for a bat that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Magical Santa desperately searched for a mug that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

Magical Santa found a mug to demolish. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

Magical Santa wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Magical Santa craved for a custard pie that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Magical Santa searched for a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.