Their Yellow Santa

Their Yellow Santa desperately needed a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Their Yellow Santa craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Their Yellow Santa searched for a chocolate bar that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Their Yellow Santa desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Yellow Santa wanted a teapot that they would often eat. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Their Yellow Santa owned a cheese grater to sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.