A Horny Santa

A Horny Santa desperately needed a mug to cuddle. This seems an original activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Santa found a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Santa needed a stapler that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be magnificent. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Santa looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Horny Santa desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

A Horny Santa desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was magnificent. A can of Tango is the item to select.