His Boring Santa

His Boring Santa searched for a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderful. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Santa desperately needed a crown that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

His Boring Santa always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it

His Boring Santa always had with them a cup that they would often worship. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a cup would be the item chosen.

His Boring Santa searched for a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be breathtaking. A piece of paper is the item to opt for.

His Boring Santa found a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.