My Silly Santa

My Silly Santa carried a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Santa often carried a sack of potatoes to share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

My Silly Santa desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

My Silly Santa always carried a radiator that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Silly Santa desired a chocolate bar that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

My Silly Santa owned a crown that they would sometimes eat. It should have been an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.