My Naughty Santa

My Naughty Santa searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Naughty Santa desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to break. It was an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

My Naughty Santa wanted a ball to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a ball having that done to it

My Naughty Santa desperately wanted a sword to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Santa always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Santa often carried a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.