Their Determined Santa

Their Determined Santa had a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. This seems a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Their Determined Santa always kept a bat that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

Their Determined Santa desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Their Determined Santa wanted a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

Their Determined Santa looked for a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

Their Determined Santa desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.