A Fucking Santa

A Fucking Santa desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Fucking Santa desperately needed a cup to annihilate This is certainly a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Santa desperately searched for a tomato to drop. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Santa desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen item.

A Fucking Santa always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Santa found a condom that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was stunning. A condom being the item opted for.