Dodgy Santa

Dodgy Santa looked for a dildo that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

Dodgy Santa owned a melon that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

Dodgy Santa looked for a computer that they would share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A computer would be the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Santa often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate This seems a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

Dodgy Santa always had with them a computer that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Santa always kept a CD player that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was chosen.