His Brainy Scammer

His Brainy Scammer always kept a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Brainy Scammer searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

His Brainy Scammer craved for a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Brainy Scammer desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be amazing. A pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Brainy Scammer desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

His Brainy Scammer carried a cup that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.