Their Big Scammer

Their Big Scammer desperately craved for a radiator that they would eat. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Their Big Scammer always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Their Big Scammer found a sword that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

Their Big Scammer looked for a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Their Big Scammer craved for a dildo to cuddle. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Big Scammer desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to select.