His Crypting Scammer

His Crypting Scammer desperately needed a ball to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a ball is the thing to opt for.

His Crypting Scammer craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

His Crypting Scammer owned a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Crypting Scammer always had with them a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Scammer wanted a melon that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

His Crypting Scammer found a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.