His Exciting Scammer

His Exciting Scammer found a spade that they would occasionally throw. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Scammer found a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Scammer had a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a weird action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop of all things.

His Exciting Scammer craved for a lava lamp that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Exciting Scammer had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. This seems an original operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Scammer found a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.