Scary Scammer

Scary Scammer owned a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Scary Scammer wanted a helmet that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

Scary Scammer needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Scary Scammer often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Scary Scammer found a computer that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a computer being the thing selected.

Scary Scammer owned a set square that they would often put on his head. It should be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.