My Exceptional Scammer

My Exceptional Scammer often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing selected.

My Exceptional Scammer desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

My Exceptional Scammer desperately desired a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a computer was the item that was selected.

My Exceptional Scammer desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to share. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Scammer wanted a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Scammer found a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.