Their Eccentric Scammer

Their Eccentric Scammer wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was exciting. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Scammer carried a can of Tango to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Scammer carried a bat that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

Their Eccentric Scammer desperately searched for a melon that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Eccentric Scammer craved for a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a funny idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Scammer carried a little monkey that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.