The Little Scammer

The Little Scammer often carried a dildo that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Little Scammer carried a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Scammer always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Little Scammer desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Little Scammer owned a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Scammer desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A sponge is the thing to opt for.