The Anxious Scammer

The Anxious Scammer craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. It should be an exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Scammer found a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Scammer wanted a pen that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Scammer carried a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Anxious Scammer owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Scammer desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.