The Horny Scammer

The Horny Scammer found a mug that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Horny Scammer found a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Scammer desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Horny Scammer often carried a set square to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Horny Scammer desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Scammer always carried a hat that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a hat being the item selected.